The level of ‘numptyness’ just seems to increase daily. The level of ‘sheep mindedness’ is jaw dropping. Truly a No Shit Sherlock moment when I just read this news article straight out of the book of Captain Obvious.
- Consultant Team building everyone, gather round these hot burning coals please
- Me feck off
- Consultant Now Bill you need to be a team player, take off your shoes.
- Me feck off
- Consultant It won’t hurt, now take your shoes off and join the rest.
- Me feck off
- 25 people….. feck feck feck AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH my feet are burning
- Me as the ambulances leave to take them to casualty….never be a sheep
My consultant joke….
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “Don’t try these techniques at home.”
“Why not?” asked somebody from the audience.
“I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the expert explained. “She made lots of trips between the fridge, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, “You’re wasting too much time. Why don’t you try carrying several things at once?”
“Did it save time?” the guy in the audience asked.
“Actually, yes,” replied the expert. “It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten.”
The Couch Banana 