The wifie burd is all heart. I have an infection that has made one side of my face swell, probably insect related according to the doctor. Now, I am not in any real pain or danger but I thought I may get a more sympathetic response from Sue, aka wifie burd, than pointing and laughing as she said “you look like Glen Quagmire.”
The last 2 days has been a series of …
every time she passes me….. not wearing thin in the slightest, she is such a wee angel mmmmmmmm
Gross Quagmire lines to make you laugh or cringe…
- Ya hear that? It sounds like we’re being boarded from the rear, and not the “Hey take a deep breath, let’s experiment” kind of boarded from the rear.
- Lois: Glenn, thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet. Quagmire: Well ya know Lois, I gotta confess, when you called me, I sort of misunderstood what you were asking for. That’s why I rushed over, but it’s fine, it’s fine, I’m happy to help.
- I don’t want to go to jail, but I really want to take credit. Doctor: How do you feel? Quagmire’s Mom: Horny. Really horny. Could you put him back so I can push him out again?
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